a yard with a view

this has no spiritual significance whatsoever....but my dog ate the fence. it seems to me a strange habit...fence eating....but he does it quite often. we replace the boards, he finds another loose one. the neighbors' dogs just have to wimper and there he goes...displaying his manhood...or malehood, i suppose, by eating boards and eventually pulling them off. i need the dog whisperer. i need to get into his psychy. i need some tobasco.

perhaps he is just looking for a toothpick to clean his very large canines. i really don't know. i think i will sit down with him and discuss it...woman to dog. i wonder if he likes hot tea with a little lemon or honey.
time to make the neighbors brownies again. by this time next year i think i will have replaced all the boards...maybe that is what he is after...doesn't like weathered boards....or maybe he is just looking for a yard with a view.
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